- Real Christmas trees drip sap. To my dog, Rowan, I’m sorry I told everyone you peed on the tree. You have to admit, you’ve got a poor track record.
- You cannot open a beer bottle with your filing cabinet, no matter how hard you try.
- Working with an office full of people who like to drink makes Fridays more bearable, and utterly unproductive.
- Even Steve Jobs wouldn’t be able to get an iPod before December 25th, and you’re nuts to believe otherwise, at least Best Buy thinks so. They hung up on me. I need two.
- Tofu from the closest Chinese restaurant tastes like earwax smells.
- Randall from The Apprentice is the biggest douche ever, the instant he said “The show’s called The Apprentice, not The Apprenti” Trump should’ve fired him. I hope they stick you with Kendra, you selfish bastard.
- The paper shredder makes my wireless mouse stop working.
- I am ready to go home.
Friday, December 16th, 2005 at 3:35 pm
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but… why does the paper shredder make your mouse stop working?
I don’t know, I guess I should ask Microsoft? It’s wireless so it must create interference or something.
I’m of the conviction that coming in second on the Apprentice is actually the best position (confessions of a game theory geek). If you win, you have a very specific job for a very specific organization. If you come in second, however, you actually get your pick of jobs across the world. Every second place contestant has cited the flood of job offers that came after they were off the show. That lets you pick from jobs that fit your skillset, your personality, etc. better.
I know I sure as hell wouldn’t work with Donald Trump or Martha Stewart. Of course, I also wouldn’t subject myself to that process anyway, but that’s just me.