Someone Please Kill Me

I have bird flu. I am going to die a horrible, painful, excruciating death unless merciful Nyquil knocks me out first. Perhaps bird flu is a stretch, and by horrible, painful, excruciating death, I may mean watching Law & Order reruns from my couch all day. Either way, I will not be attending the work Christmas party. I made the mistake of coming back to work today, I’m surprised I’m not facedown on the keyboard, drooling. As I probably won’t be back tomorrow, I’d like to wish everyone a merry Christmas/Holiday. Whatever you celebrate I hope you get lots of cool stuff, fill yourself to the brim with food, and enjoy the company of your family.

Coughs and sneezes,
-Beth

3 comments

  1. Lea

    Get well soon! I just came off a really bad sick week. Let’s just say PMS + cold + lack of sleep because of cold congestion + cold sore immediately afterwards is NOT a good combination.

  2. beth

    Ugh I know, I haven’t been able to sleep either. I just keep wanting to blow my nose or clear my throat.

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