- Has been watching Oz instead of doing laundry. #
- Woke up too early. #
- Hot chocolate is the best way to start the week. #
- Rude cafeteria cashier: We might know you were addressing us if you looked at us instead of your keyboard, nails, or the opposite direction. #
- Dear C-Notes, you are not Gawker. You’re not even the Gawker of Cleveland. Stop it. #
