Things Edward Scissorhands Can’t Do

  • Go to the bathroom
  • Deliver babies
  • Make animal balloons
  • Use a loofah
  • Wipe eye boogers out of his eyes
  • Wear contacts
  • Wrap a present
  • Do the 30 lives Konami code for Contra
  • Eat a burrito
  • Laundry
  • Twirl pizza dough

Things Edward Scissorhands can do

  • Shotgun beers
  • Prepare appetizers
  • Make confetti
  • Open those difficult to open sealed plastic packages that tools come in
  • Work at the Seattle Fish Market
  • Ride a unicycle
  • Open letters
  • Make julienne fries

Culled from a survey.

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