Things Edward Scissorhands Can’t Do
- Go to the bathroom
- Deliver babies
- Make animal balloons
- Use a loofah
- Wipe eye boogers out of his eyes
- Wear contacts
- Wrap a present
- Do the 30 lives Konami code for Contra
- Eat a burrito
- Laundry
- Twirl pizza dough
Things Edward Scissorhands can do
- Shotgun beers
- Prepare appetizers
- Make confetti
- Open those difficult to open sealed plastic packages that tools come in
- Work at the Seattle Fish Market
- Ride a unicycle
- Open letters
- Make julienne fries
Culled from a survey.
