• The Search for the Next Elvira. Did we need another?
• The Hello Kitty AK-47. For those days when shooting someone needs to be special.
• Pizza Hut Italian Bistro.Pizza Hut- but classy. As if I didn’t have enough crappy faux-italian restaurants to choose from. Olive Garden, you’d better replace those fake baskets and fake linens with real ones, competition is on the way!
• Forbid. It makes poop taste bad. It. Makes. Poop. Taste. Bad. I’d like to know what it is exactly that tastes worse than poop.
• Criss Angel. Like Korn, a drag queen, and GOB Bluth all rolled into one.

Thursday, October 25th, 2007 at 11:20 am | Leave A Comment | Comments Feed
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