Is sick. #
Asleep on couch, sick and awakened by unexpected guests. Now watching their dog while Alana entertains them at bar. My dogs are in his ears. #
after barely any sleep is galactically cranky this morning. #
feels like a zombie. It’s only 10:40? #
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@dmkash the exception to this rule would be small children, who leave a trail of crumbs and peanut butter everywhere they go #
Got to sleep in a bit this morning, it was glorious. #
Google image search results for fail: http://tinyurl.com/32uphg #
Attempted to teach dog to speak on command last night. Taught her to sneeze […]
Has not been a very restful holiday, thankfully I have next week to catch up on lounging and general laziness. #
Just finished ranting about terrible online Christmas shopping experiences. #
Would rather be reading any number of books received for Christmas at home than sitting at the office. #
@brainfuel you folks never run out of ideas, […]
This house isn’t going to clean itself. #
House is clean, records reorganized, Insurrect on the turntable, dogs walked, healthy food in the fridge. #
My department has a cereal buffet today. Starting with some Raisin Bran Crunch, thinking about some Fruit Loops. #
This is just so sad, let your 15 minutes go buddy: http://tinyurl.com/26eatc #
Trillian has […]
Why does my dog come find me with sad eyes after she’s done something bad? It’s like she’s Catholic and wants to confess. #
vegan sloppy joes & mac and faux cheese @ now that’s class #
@bcolbow love those icons! #
Ugh an entire week of free donuts at the office. They’re trying to kill me slowly […]
Quoting quoting quoting! #
Hates when short socks inch their way below my heel. #
Phone tag. #
Dogs love when I come home for lunch. Hopefully going to Columbus this Sunday, but all my friends have to work #
Ack! Just downloaded tons of new music and forgot to leave SimplifyMedia on Was just home and […]
Scavenging free office food while suffering Twitter withdrawal! #
@bdieldman she’s shameless, she schlepped Burger King too. I cannot stand her. #
There is a lot of CSS fire and brimstone going around. #
So so true: http://tinyurl.com/24hjy2 #
Amazing. http://tinyurl.com/yo7nbb #
Dear Cleveland Scene, stop pretending you are Gawker. #
Fast morning, but sloooooooooow afternoon. #
Alana would rather watch Monique […]
Realizing I liked more albums in 2007 than I thought. #
The fires start the minute I walk out the door. Wouldn’t be Friday without a good crisis #
@bridgetstewart I was kind of hoping you meant there was a real squirrel loose in the office #
Can I do an entire new product flow in […]
Swore to stay in and write up fav albums of 2007, but cannot resist the allure of beer and sauerkraut! #
sauerkraut denied! drinking poet oatmeal stout. #
@bcullen how was The Sword? I wanted to go but Alana doesn’t get out of work until 9. #
@matto I like your style. #
Starting to feel the crunch. #
What […]
ugh. #
People get so crabby when a new product launches. #
Tim Burton is doing Alice in Wonderland. Let me guess, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter will be starring. http://tinyurl.com/28fth6 #
Had been told sick days not counted in vacation equation. Was misinformed. Not going to Florida in January after all #
Resolved vacation woes, now […]
"Chill thoroughly" apparently means 8 hours. Won’t be having ice cream until tomorrow. #
upon visiting survey, now gets @dmkash ’s joke. definitely laughing. #
in desperate need of some orange juice. #
Inadvertently overextending self. What else is new? #
My voicemail today is functioning exactly like those commercials where calls cut out at critical moments. Thanks Cingular. […]
wondering if I can squeeze a vacation into January. #
Cleveland webbies, are you going to this, do you think it will be worthwhile? http://www.webassociation.org/eventDetails.cfm/eventid/24 #
How many years before this is reality? http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/10/sports/othersports/10flying.html #
@bcolbow yes, but i think you can turn it off if you want to. #
Lady in bathroom stall using it as her own […]
Made the mistake of buying Lost Season 3 yesterday, have barely left couch since. #
Alana’s home on a Saturday for a change, so we’re planning trips to the Natural History Museum and West Side Market. #
bought only from local shops today. Fair trade coffee and chocolate FTW. #
Icon project will not die. #
Donatos feedback form for their online order process times out when you submit. Niiiiice. #
Almost Saturday. #
I heard tell that Lucida Grande and Lucida Sans Unicode were nearly identical. This is not so, at least not when it comes to leading. #
If only this weren’t $125 https://www.hlaska.com/ #
@bridgetstewart a solution! […]
Just got a spam from these people: http://www.zenytlabs.com/ telling me how they can make me an awesome website. Awesome like theirs I hope. #
Is wondering why no one in this office ever brings in bagels. #
Apparently we get a free turkey today at work. Like a whole one. Weird. #
@egwiley your imagination is correct, one […]
@ Cleveland Web Standards. Pizza and new beards abound! #
Web Standards Group was a blast, is an old person and now ready for bed. #
Snow, it’s like poop from the sky. #
@egwiley if we didn’t take creative license with definition lists, they’d rarely see the light of day! #
#1 teh Googlez for ‘cleveland cairn poop’ […]
Finished creating demo for mini-presentation tomorrow. Ate delicious Thai food before that. #
Brrrrr! #
@lealea you might like this: http://tinyurl.com/2aeeyc #
I want to go out for lunch, but am adverse to wind and snow, as well as losing my parking space. #
Playlists finally work in SimplifyMedia! (Will scramble home later to clean mine up before anyone […]
There is a lady playing harp in the atrium. #
@dmkash stay away from me at the web standards meetup tomorrow! I will bring lysol. #
Keynote crashes as I add last slide. Of course I haven’t saved. #
Finally done. Let’s see how Keynote transitions hold up in PowerPoop. #
coke zero: best beverage invention of the last 10 years. #
Debating whether I have enough time to attend CSStivus today between my Keynote presentation, demo site, lunch appt. and house cleaning. #
For future reference, Peg Leg Stout is basically a chocolate stout. Bazaar Bizarre was better than I thought it would be. #
Stopped in to visit Alana at work, but someone desperately needed skull tattooed on their face so I left. #
For the past month my evenings have been filled with icons. #
Suddenly there are more tasks than time in which to complete them. #
Wishing I could work through meetings. #
Complete and utter chaos. #
Took morning off to deal with thrown out back. Came in to afternoon shit storm. #
Elbows deep in bug ticket mania! Why do I take Ibuprofen? Clearly it doesn’t work. #
Someone just asked if I am proficient in dHTML. I wanted to ask where they got their time machine. #
Up too late at Witchcraft, left early on account of meat-heads yelling "Ikea! Swedish meatballs!" slept in this morning. #
Did something to my back, and now I can’t turn at all or lift things without searing […]
Is back at work. Is it Christmas vacation yet? #
How does one interpret Monday afternoon as Friday all day? #
Called my Grandma to wish her a happy Thanksgiving, she was wasted hahaha. #
Anyone who went shopping today is a crazy person. #
Making my brine. Dressing’s in the oven. #
Time to make cranberries, iron table cloth and set china. Now I know why my mother always ran around like a crazy person on Thanksgiving. #
@bridgetstewart only fancy two days a year #
Finally relaxing while the bird finishes in the oven. Too bad there’s only one beer […]
Finishing up the last of client work before the holiday! #
Tonight will be spent brining turkey, making my stuffing and cranberry sauce. Oh and running around like a chicken with it’s head cut off. #
Will not be out drinking tonight, will be inside drinking in my kitchen! #
@bcullen obsessive teacher. #
Not sure what kind of […]
Turn on NPR during a long drive last night and but whose annoying voice do I hear? Everyone’s favorite blowhard, Jakob Nielsen! *groan* #
@egwiley that’s the best way to do it. i put an amazon store on my site so my family wouldn’t even have to figure out wishlists. #
Needs TakeANapTuesday and WeBeGoneWednesday #
Just ordered […]
